I’ve Been Killing Them with Kindness When do They Die? Keychain

$15.00

Description:

Ah yes, the age-old question: how long does this whole "killing them with kindness" thing take? This retro motel-style keychain delivers the perfect dose of sarcasm with its bold black-and-white design. Ideal for those who love a little dark humor with their daily essentials, this key tag makes a hilariously edgy gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who's mastered the art of passive aggression.

Features:

  • 🔑 Retro Motel Key Tag: A vintage-inspired keychain with a classic elongated design for a nostalgic touch.

  • 😂 Dark Humor at Its Finest: Features the hilarious phrase, "I've been killing them with kindness, when do they die?"

  • 🎁 Perfect Snarky Gift: Great for sarcastic friends, coworkers, or anyone who thrives on witty banter.

  • 🖤 Sleek & Durable: Made with sturdy acrylic and a bold, high-contrast design that won’t fade over time.

What Makes This Great:

This keychain is basically the perfect conversation starter—well, for those who appreciate humor as dry as a martini. Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for yourself, it's the ideal accessory for those who believe in being nice… but not too nice.

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Description:

Ah yes, the age-old question: how long does this whole "killing them with kindness" thing take? This retro motel-style keychain delivers the perfect dose of sarcasm with its bold black-and-white design. Ideal for those who love a little dark humor with their daily essentials, this key tag makes a hilariously edgy gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who's mastered the art of passive aggression.

Features:

  • 🔑 Retro Motel Key Tag: A vintage-inspired keychain with a classic elongated design for a nostalgic touch.

  • 😂 Dark Humor at Its Finest: Features the hilarious phrase, "I've been killing them with kindness, when do they die?"

  • 🎁 Perfect Snarky Gift: Great for sarcastic friends, coworkers, or anyone who thrives on witty banter.

  • 🖤 Sleek & Durable: Made with sturdy acrylic and a bold, high-contrast design that won’t fade over time.

What Makes This Great:

This keychain is basically the perfect conversation starter—well, for those who appreciate humor as dry as a martini. Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for yourself, it's the ideal accessory for those who believe in being nice… but not too nice.

Description:

Ah yes, the age-old question: how long does this whole "killing them with kindness" thing take? This retro motel-style keychain delivers the perfect dose of sarcasm with its bold black-and-white design. Ideal for those who love a little dark humor with their daily essentials, this key tag makes a hilariously edgy gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who's mastered the art of passive aggression.

Features:

  • 🔑 Retro Motel Key Tag: A vintage-inspired keychain with a classic elongated design for a nostalgic touch.

  • 😂 Dark Humor at Its Finest: Features the hilarious phrase, "I've been killing them with kindness, when do they die?"

  • 🎁 Perfect Snarky Gift: Great for sarcastic friends, coworkers, or anyone who thrives on witty banter.

  • 🖤 Sleek & Durable: Made with sturdy acrylic and a bold, high-contrast design that won’t fade over time.

What Makes This Great:

This keychain is basically the perfect conversation starter—well, for those who appreciate humor as dry as a martini. Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for yourself, it's the ideal accessory for those who believe in being nice… but not too nice.

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