The Art World Is Not Real Life.

But I’ve Made It My Whole Life.

My passion lies in making beautiful things out of life’s ugliest problems. If you’re looking for something different, I’ve got you covered. But don’t take my word for it, let me show you…

What I Do

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What I Do 〰️


Because good things come in threes…am I right?


VISUAL ART

GRAPHIC DESIGN

CREATIVE STRATEGY


I Don’t Mean to Brag, But….


My work has been featured in some stellar places.

  • β€œBehind her Twiggy good looks and disarmingly cheery Legally Blonde ingenue exterior lurks one of our time’s most mordant and charmingly sassy social critics. Those who appreciate great artβ€”those who get her workβ€”will want to get her work. ”

    Adam Robinson | NYT Bestselling Author

  • β€œSimmons’ art enters into a discourse about excess: how much is too much, what is satiety? The artist does not proffer an answer, nor does she offer her own opinion. Instead, she spurs us to challenge our own.”

    Epic Eye Magazine | Gabriella Coffey

  • β€œWith myriad solo exhibitions and participating in the Whitney Musuem’s Debtfair, Simmons is an artist to watch out for.”

    Samantha Matcovksy | Huffington Post

  • β€œKristin’s voice and amazing art will help spark meaningful conversations -- which is always the precursor to cultural perception shifts -- we expect that her work will raise significant awareness for the United Nations SDG5 causes.”

    Jim Van Eerden | 5th Element Group

  • β€œSimmons is tackling some of our culture’s most hot-button issues with her work.”

    Carly Zinderman | Just Luxe

  • β€œWhether it’s mental health, pop culture, politics or capitalism, the unapologetically clever New York-based pop artist doesn’t shy away from the polemical.”

    Eliza Ali | Art She Says

  • β€œPrepare to be obsessed with Kristin Simmons’ exhibit at Bergdorf Goodman…a glittery, fabulous, irreverent collection of artwork that is absolutely begging to be instagrammed.”

    Guest of a Guest

Creative Code of Conduct

  • Actions Define

    You are what you do, not what you say you’ll do.

  • Expect Apathy

    Nobody gives a f**k; you can either find this soul-crushing or liberating.

  • Neutral Aversion

    When you make something no one hates, no one loves it.

  • Unreasonable Consistency

    How you do 1 thing is how you do everything.

  • Embrace Paradox

    Your greatest strengths are your greatest weaknesses. More than one thing can be (and usually is) true at the same time.

  • 5x5 Rule

    If it’s not going to matter in 5 years, don’t spend more than 5 minutes thinking about it.

  • Read the Room

    If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

  • Be a Codebreaker

    Solve people’s problems and you will never run out of money.

  • Moral Fiber

    Be a good person, but don’t waste time to prove it.